
Pam Bondi
Pam Bondi Marries Cybertruck, Declares It “Biblically Sound” Despite It Not Being a Man (or Working)
In a dazzling yet oddly angular ceremony this weekend, former Attorney General Pam Bondi made headlines once again — this time not for defending her right to torture kidnapped fathers in a concentration camp, but for saying “I do” to none other than a gleaming Tesla Cybertruck. The union, held in