TeslaTakedown
Bethesda, MD — In what began as a heated group text titled "Polite Society Has Collapsed", three of America’s most committed apostles of civility—Bill Kristol, David Brooks, and Bret Stephens—set fire to a Tesla dealership last night in what they’re calling a “reasoned act of
Steve Bannon
TOPEKA, KANSAS — In what experts are calling “the most pathetic act of radicalization since Kanye’s brief Orthodox Christian phase,” Steve Bannon attempted to reignite his relevance Monday by throwing a brick through the window of a Tesla dealership. “I built this movement,” Bannon reportedly shouted at no one, his
Pam Bondi
In a dazzling yet oddly angular ceremony this weekend, former Attorney General Pam Bondi made headlines once again — this time not for defending her right to torture kidnapped fathers in a concentration camp, but for saying “I do” to none other than a gleaming Tesla Cybertruck. The union, held in